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Hey, we can't be serious all the time! Try some of the links
below for some entertaining sites on the web.
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Dilbert is every techno-geek's hero! A "must read"
site for anyone that works in a cubicle.
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Billed as "Chlorine for the Gene Pool", nothing will make
you feel better about yourself than reading a few examples from the Darwin Award
List!
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A city boy, Kenny, moved to the country and bought a donkey from
an old farmer for $100.00. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next
day.
The next day the farmer drove up and said, "Sorry son, but I
have some bad news, the donkey died."
Kenny replied, "Well then, just give me my money back."
The farmer said, "Can't do that. I went and spent it already."
Kenny said, "OK then, just unload the donkey."
The farmer asked, "What ya gonna do with him?"
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Kenny, "I'm going to raffle him off."
Farmer, " You can't raffle off a dead donkey!"
Kenny, "Sure I can. Watch me. I just won't tell anybody he is
dead."
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A month later the farmer met up with Kenny and asked, "What
happened with that dead donkey?"
Kenny, "I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two dollars
a piece and made a profit of $898.00."
Farmer, "Didn't anyone complain?"
Kenny, " Just the guy who won. So I gave him his two dollars
back."
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Kenny grew up and eventually became the chairman of Enron.
(of course, Kenny used Tick-It! 2K
to produce his raffle tickets, so NCS is OK with this.)
A man in a hot air balloon realized he was lost.
He reduced altitude and spotted a woman below.
He descended a bit more and shouted, "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised
a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am."
The woman below replied, "You are in a hot air balloon
hovering approximately 30 feet above the ground. You are between 40 and 41 degrees
north latitude and between 59 and 60 degrees west longitude."
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"You must be a computer programmer," said the
balloonist.
"I am," replied the woman. "How did you know?"
"Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is technically
correct, but I have no idea what to make of your information, and the fact is I
am still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help so far."
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The woman below responded, "You must be in management."
"I am," replied the balloonist, "but how did you know?"
"Well," said the woman, "you don't know where
you are or where you are going. You have risen to where you are, due to a large
quantity of hot air. You made a promise which you have no idea how to keep, and
you expect people beneath you to solve your problems. The fact is you are in exactly
the same position you were in before we met, but now, somehow, it's my fault."
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